t-shirt adventure!

i'm making a t-shirt and it should not be this difficult. i referenced the tutorial about using freezer paper as a stencil on fabric from neither hip nor funky. the freezer paper wasn't the problem, it was the paint that i decided to use. in a stunning display of stupidity [which is normal for me], i totally spaced that i already have white acrylic paint and i bought some spray fabric paint instead. supposedly easy to use and "just like silkscreen in a can!" i hate it. i ended up making two of the same shirt because the first time i left a pin underneath the freezer paper and the stencil leaked. bleeargh. here, for your edification, is my process of shirt-making.

first i printed off "elder of the internet" in the font and size i needed on a regular printer, then traced those letters onto art paper to the exact pattern i wanted it on the shirt.

i then taped the exact pattern for the shirt onto my craft table, so it wouldn't move about on me while i was tracing. i traced the pattern onto a piece of freezer paper, then put a piece of craft foam [2mm thick!] under the freezer paper and cut out the letters with a razor blade.

with the iron on high, i centered the stencil and ironed it onto the shirt. things i learned: don't stretch the shirt when you iron, because you'll have to re-iron it whenever it goes back to natural shape. don't even try to move the shirt after you iron the stencil on. start with your cardboard between the shirt and have it where you want to paint it before you even start ironing.

i placed paper towels over all exposed material, then sprayed paint over the stencil. it looked much thicker than i expected it to, so i took a paintbrush and evened it out over the letters.

the paint dried and i peeled off the stencils. on the bottom shirt i did two coats of paint, which would've been fine except you can see on the "d" in elder where the stencil leaked because of the pin. the top shirt i just did one coat of paint. i think that the single coat worked better, although in some respects if was a fail both times.
the spray fabric paint is so thick that i had to destroy the stencil to peel it off the t-shirt, and had to use tweezers to get the middle of the letters out and on some of the edges where the freezer paper was sticking. using acrylic, the stencil should be reusable several times over.

as for the phrase, "elder of the internet," if you have netflix watch instantly option, you should watch "the it crowd." specifically the third series, fourth episode. it's hilarious!