more life lessons:

• when it's cold, one needs sleeves. period. especially when those sleeves in question which are lacking are coat sleeves.
• drafting original patterns can be time-consuming. drafting original patterns while sleepy can be time-consuming and difficult. drafting original patterns while sleepy and without a ruler or straight edge is like asking jesus for a third arm to magically appear in thin air and attach itself to my torso in a way that is neither creepy nor awkward.
• beards!

evie mae says, "peace out!"